The recorded exploits and creations of a lawful evil son of a bitch who just wants to be heard before he manages to kick his own bucket.
Regarding my pages: Conversations is where I talk to people. Drunk Ben is super honest and can't type. Video with him and he will slowly spell things out in naval code. Road Trips are adventures I have had, mostly as road trips. Pictures are of me. Songs are the songs that play as I drive to and from work. Gabe is my vibrator.
Also, I know that I promised this yesterday, but here it is now. These are my Sparks Nevada boots!